Out now: Classy As Fuck Cocktails
60+ Damn Good Recipes for All Occasions
Available now from Amazon US and from September 4 in Amazon UK or order through your local bookshop at bookshop.org.
Calligraphuck Ltd. are purveyors of sweary stationery and exquisite expletives, established 2012. Accept no substitutes.
Free 2020 pandemic colouring pages
I don't need to tell you that the shit has hit the proverbial fan. We're living in strange and alarming times, but for most of us, the best thing we can do is stay the fuck at home.
Colouring is a good way to get one's eyes off a screen, ease some tension and stave off boredom under lockdown.
We're all in this fucking thing together. Remember kindness, stay safe and stay sane.
Individual High-res PNG files:
Home Sweet Fucking Quarantine
Friends, Stay The Fuck Away
We're In This Shit Together
2020: Bat Shit Fucking Insane
Download zip file of all four pages.
No printer? Download these files individually into your photos on your phone or tablet and colour digitally! Autodesk Sketchbook is one free app for both iOS and Android that will work great for this. (In Autodesk Sketchbook click the menu button on the top left (looks like a bullet list). Then select Gallery. Click the plus at the bottom of the screen, the New from Image. Select the coloring page from your photos and away you go.)
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International License. Basically, please share - link back, remix but not for profit. Thank you.
Books, stationery & gifts
Find our range in your local book and gift shops or online from: Chronicle Books | Amazon USA / UK / Australia
About Calligraphuck
Calligraphuck is the foul-mouthed and filigreed offspring of London-based designer and former stand up comedian Linus Boman.
There have been quite a few non-four-letter words written about us in these publications:
+ The buying and selling of “fuck” - VOX
+ “Calligraphuck” and the rise of elegantly lettered nihilism - Quartzy
Contact info
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